Pattaya, 26 March, 2010, [PDN]: following the notification by suspicious shop owner of a questionable notebook computer being sold by a Cambodian woman in her hair dressing salon, Police Lieutenant Colonel Sukthat Phumphanmuang (Chonburi Deputy Superintendent) dispatched a team to investigate.
At the incident scene, Hair Cut, 20/205, Soi Daynight, Moo10, Pattaya, the police officers encountered the Cambodian woman, Miss Jan Bonsojan, 29, in possession of a notebook computer, which it later transpired had been stolen from a foreign tourist. Discovering where lived, police went to search her rented room at Diamond House and were astonished to find approximately Bt500,000-worth of plundered items, including 5 other notebook computers, 2 video camera, 11 watches and 15 mobile phones plus the chargers, as well as a quantity of powerful sleeping pills, with the brand name Domekum.
Taking Miss Bonsojan down to the police station, police discovered upon questioning the woman that she was an illegal immigrant who had entered Thailand in 2008. She said she had been a sex worker and that all the stolen goods had been plundered from foreign clients. She confessed that she had slipped sleeping pills into her clients’ drinks before having sex with them. Then, when they later fell asleep, she would literally steal ‘everything that wasn’t nailed down’, having managed on 30 occasions to have pilfered mobile phones, cash, cameras, etc. which she would generally sell on to ‘fences’ and others.
Initially, Miss Bonsojan was charged with entering Thailand illegally and as and when her victims come forward, she will be charged with subsequent offences, facing prosecution on all counts
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Maybe she thinks there is some money hidden in it...
1) never drink anything in the room that you don't open yourself and finish in sight.
2) always shower together with your beach tart. in other words don't let her out of your sight. it can also be much more fun that way.
3)make sure you see that she washes or you yourself wash thoroughly everything you are going to place your nasty lips on. there have been cases where the crafty little sugar boogers have painted on powerful drugs on their interesting parts in order to drug their clients. ( urban legend? why chance it).
4) when finished with your debauchery send her packing pronto with a smile on her face and your valuables secure in the room safe where the should always be stored before making the procurement journey to beach road.
these are simple rules easy even for a penis to understand. we all know that's what we think with in these instances.
now go out grosshopper and have a good time.
Build it and they will come. Just hope that her "victims" managed to get one off before they passed out, as mentioned below. VV ;-)
Clothing: Wear shorts, flip-flops and a t-shirt only
Money: 1000 Baht only (200 for beer, 150 for the room, 300-500 for some ding-dong-dong)
Valuables: No gold chains, no watch, no rings, no credit cards, no hotel keys
Communication: a used, old phone (max 300 baht)
If the girls/strangers are asking you personal questions, here some suggestions:
Your name: Mr. ATM machine
How old are you?: 99 years
Girl: "You look younger!": Yeah, I use special cream - you can buy from me, just 2000 Baht
Where you come from?: from the moon
You Hotel tinai: Beachroad 69, at the 40th floor with a nice balcony
You name hotel: Pattaya Flying School
How much you pay hotel?: free, because it is my hotel
Howe long you stay?: 10 years
Are you married?: No - if you like she should leave: "No, because I am gay!"
Do you speak Thai?: Mai-mee kap (No)
Is this your first time in Thailand?: Yes it is - I arrived yesterday
Do you like Singha beer?: Sorry i can not sing a song
Do you like to drink from my coke?: Yes, next year
What name bank you?: park bank
What job you?: unemployed bank manager
Do you like go restaurant?: No problem if you are paying
You falang you give me 50 Baht for water!: Sorry, water is 5 Baht only at 7/11
Falang you buy me 1-baht-gold-chain!: No problem, here you have 1 Baht :-)
the beach,this kind of thievery will not stop,but soon it will be
to late,tourists will go elsewhere!
Not sure if this news might help warn people or drive them into the trap of similar criminals......uhmmmmm.....Douche Bag!